You already know who it is. The harbinger of death. The memester of siege. The onetrue savior. HE IS a jager main.
"Did your aunt get out of the hospital?" "Yeah but in the wrong way, she got the worst kind of cancer." "Really which one?" "She has the Russian Badger." "Dear God, I'm so sorry."
An instance where one is about to take a perfect shot at a goose, when all of a sudden a badger jumps out from behind a willow stump and disrupts the firer causing him to miss.
(adj.) An extremely sexually vigorous woman. Note that entering an actual badger's hole/burrow results in one getting "tore up." Use this word in the same way one would use the term batshit, but with a somewhat different meaning.
She seems all shy, but I hear she's badgerpanties.
A misunderstanding between the Badger and Myself. People who experience this also report that they "didn't know that fireworks were badger compatible".