by BIGCHOCOLATEFOEVUH January 17, 2011

Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.
by ThreeHills June 4, 2007

by P_a_r_k_e_r June 18, 2022

Only the best Ska band to hit the streets since the once who own the pumped up kicks. Elvis Presley couldn't hold a spoon to this group of Somalian Gods. It was once said that the bassist actually plays with an actual bass even though he has never been seen since he plays in a pool of swamp water when performing live.
Broseidon- Yeo bro is that Big Mouth Bass?!?!?!
Chuck Norris- By jove it is don't look them in the eyes or you may turn into a flounder.
Chuck Norris- By jove it is don't look them in the eyes or you may turn into a flounder.
by BigMouthBassFan#4 March 13, 2012

A person or technically an asshole who acts like he/she is superior amongst other people but is really a fucking idiot who can't tell from fantasy to reality. They also think that being salty, mean, rude, or sassy is attractive but really it's just a jerk move and really unappealing.
by FisherBishser July 30, 2017

by Bass boomer April 20, 2021

When a person goes afk without saying anything usually mid conversation
(Named after bassassain15 on Xbox)
(Named after bassassain15 on Xbox)
by MakoBoga March 10, 2025
