attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

California Water Balloon

That act of stuffing a water hose up your rectum and turning the water on full blast.

Alex looked like a water balloon after doing a California Water Balloon

by MrFuntime11 November 15, 2016

Balloon

can be ballooned to a balloon to pull it balloon. It is balloonly balloon to balloon the balloons of balloon. balloon balloons balloons being ballooned balloon. The balloon balloon of balloon causes the balloon to work balloon fwhere balloon

balloon

by Anon Egg June 21, 2023

Balloon

A round sphere that is clear and its fun to play with for children. This could fly and to make it fly you put helium in

Mom: play with the balloon
Lil me: okie dokie pokie sokie lokie tokie nokie fokie rokie

by RasDasYT May 24, 2021

Bogota balloon animal

The act of pumping air into a penis pinching it off and sprinkling cocaine at the tip and blowing it into someone’s face

After she gave me a Portuguese snow blower so I was inclined to give her a bogota balloon animal it was the gentlemanly thing to do

by Pedro pissant July 4, 2024

Czech Water Balloon

A Czech waterballoon is when someone puts MDMA or MDA in the tip of a condom that has had a hole poked in the tip & then place's the condom on an errect penis before initiating sex, the fluids from intercourse then mix with the mdma and slowly squirt out with the bonus being when the man ejaculates it mixes and then absorbs and squirts out into the partner getting both parties high.

Bro I gave that chick a Czech water balloon last night and had her squirming.

by GeminaTor January 4, 2023

hot air balloon

The action of expelling ones flatulence into a vaginal orifice

Bro i totally gave britney a hot air balloon last night

by warspark February 24, 2015