Buffalo Prairie

To defecate in ones mouth for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

"Dude, my girlfriend totally Buffalo Prairied me last weekend!"

"I'm so hungry I could eat a Buffalo Prairie!"

"Did you see the video of a girl giving another girl a Buffalo Prairie yet?"

by Milkshake Mustache January 9, 2009

Buffalo Ass

When you poop and your ass burns just as much as your mouth did after eating something spicy; such as from buffalo wings. It can also be associated with having to poop quickly right after eating the spicy food.

I got buffalo ass after eating those hot wings last night.

by Goatiiee July 6, 2016

Buffalo Hook

An excessive upward bend in ones boner. Similar to a boomerang.

"My Buffalo Hook made the Cuban Underduck nearly impossible. I almost did a front flip!" (see: Cuban Underduck)

by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016

Buffalo Hot Rod

This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.

Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.

Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”

Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”

Little Janie: *muffled cries*

Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”

Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”

Dad: “Daddy loves you”

Audience: “Awww”

*end scene*

by cocktupus January 5, 2021

blue buffalo

The act of painting someone blue and fucking the shit out of them

Dude I blue buffaloed your mom.

by DiabeticKid January 17, 2014

The White Buffalo

The one and only true love who got away.

Hey do you remember Karen, "The White Buffalo", what.

by coreessj3 April 1, 2010

beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:

1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.

by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011