rust-a-board

A rust-a-board (or rustaboard) is a person who causes their motherboard to rust.

Jimothy the rust-a-board places liquids in a spot where they can come into contact with his motherboard.

by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast May 30, 2025

Tread the boards

Actors' term for "following in someone's footsteps"

When choosing a profession leading to gainful employment tread the boards of the people you admire the most. It doesn't have to be family members though.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

Floor board

This is a insult it means you are flat, dry, basic or bland

Person 1: your a fucking floor board
Person 2: ;-;

by Didudhdidjfbdnsk June 16, 2021

Nebraskan water boarding

The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!

Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.

by Camden Scott April 22, 2025

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

Full Board Me

When a radio talk show host wants callers to full the connection board with the maximum number of callers they can keep on hold.

Good evening, this is Marcus, full board me, we’ve got some great topics tonight

by Dick _Shinary August 26, 2022

Taco Bell water board

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face

Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that

by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020