bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.
My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.
by Seatthell November 24, 2024
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Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”
by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023
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Blanket Leg Demon

A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.

It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."

"Just pull the blanket up."

"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."

"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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Turkish Blanket

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.
Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there
by Randy Neil November 21, 2024
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mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.
Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?
by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011
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Cherokee scrotum blanket

An exclusive power move only gay people can do, the gay person takes there ball coverings and puts it over someone like a blanket.
Ayo that gay boy rome gave me the Cherokee scrotum blanket last night.
by J money nigga January 31, 2021
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Blankets

Fandom name for Faye Malisorn and Yoko Apasra's fans.
Blankets are very nice, unless provoked.
by im_myouison2 October 1, 2024
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