butt biscuit

I coined the term in my 1992 Fantagraphics comic of the same name. So back off slang stealers. It is named for an ass tampon made of toilet paper which looks like a biscuit when molded by the butt. It is not a name for a turd.

My ass is on fire from diarrhea, I need a Butt Biscuit.

by Dean "buttons the chimp" williams May 25, 2003

Burnt Biscuit

A mean phrase to call a very dark man or woman.

That Burnt Biscuit bitch is trying me, and she must not know who I am!

by ChocolateLola September 9, 2010

Nugget in a Biscuit

The best food in the universe. If you are not familiar with the amazing Nugget in a Biscuit, look it up on YouTube. You will agree it is amazing.
Also watch Safety Torch and I Can Swing My Sword.

Bob: What's your favorite food?

Jim: NUGGET IN A BISCUIT!!!!!!!

Bob: OMG! Me too :-)

by rainbowunicornsareawesome November 26, 2013

Soggy Biscuit

The game in which 3 or more men stand in a circle around a cookie, cracker, or some sort of snack item and jack off. The last person to orgasm is declared the loser and has to eat the cum covered item.

Do you dare play the Soggy Biscuit game?

by A weirdo January 16, 2009

biscuit dildo

A roll of biscuits from the fridge used as a dildo. See rob riggles "operation fluffy bunny" on The Daily Show.

let's just use a biscuit dildo rather than going to the dildo shop and buying a dildo.

by henry's balls October 16, 2007

biscut can girl

A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.

After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscut can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.

by Truly Nolen January 27, 2008

biscuit ride

the act of deficating while having 69 on the toilet.
The man sits on the toilet pooping while the girl does a hand stand and the man holds her feet while eating her out and she gives him a blowjob. the girl can be deficating also but is not required

Omg Dude Zach got a smelly biscuit ride from lindsey last night.

by Keegan and Drasen February 29, 2008