basticle

A word that is used as a way of saying someone is being a jerk, dick, and or chump. It is a mix of the word "bastard" and "testicle".

That guy wearing the visor is acting like a basticle!

Salman! Don't be a basticle!

by Jester December 29, 2004

beatin guts

Excessive movement of a well endowed male member inside a woman's puss, resulting in internal bruising , torn labia, bleeding conch, and in rare cases, pregnancy.

While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.

by Thomas Winchester August 6, 2006

beastipedophiliac

a person who enjoys sexual intercourse with dead baby animals.i.e road kill kittens

omg hes raping that road kill kitten hes such an beastipedophiliac

by werdanny June 2, 2008

Beating the doonies down

Sexual intercourse with a girl who’s ass is large than average.

I can’t hang out tonight I’m beating the doonies down.

Who’s doonies?

Hattie’s

by Bigshmoneydawg May 16, 2021

bestial eroticism

A sick sexual urge for a hunter of large animals to fantasize as well as act out these fantasies of sexual intercourse upon their prey. This is typified by stickers on the back of their truck window displaying an animal and a double entendre worded below that could be taken as "hunter slang" but is really "animal sex code" for the initiated.

Hey Wilbur, did you see that Elk I tagged last night? I took my "Best Shot" and showed that "Bad Boy" who was boss, and it was a "Full Load". Next week when the bow hunt starts, I'm gonna "Give him the Shaft!". Just don't tell anyone that this is code for bestial eroticism...... shhhhhhhh.

by The animal "tagger" May 16, 2008

beating

Generally used to imply someone was driving a point home in a conversation or lecture, possibly in an annoying or tedious way.

"He kept beating on to me about how important it was to wash my hands afterwards..."

by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

almost bestie

it's kind of self explanatory, but almost bestie is someone who is not quite your best friend but is nearly.
It is also a ironic expression for bagging your best friend by sayin that they are only your "almost bestie".

claire: "helen, fuck off, you are only ,my almost bestie!!!"
helen: "(sob, sob) i thought you were my best friend"
OR
helen: "you just failed me by not giving me your lunch, you are no longer my almost bestie! (laughs hilariously)
claire:i didn't want to be you stinking almost bestie anyway, i've got my friend amy instead!"

by claireo February 3, 2006