involuntary abstinence

The sufferings of a loser that refrains from sex, simply because he cannot get any

Hey John, have you lost your v-card yet?
No, I am suffering from involuntary abstinence.
Oh, sorry bro, that sucks.

by xCynicaLManiaCx March 12, 2013

austin adkins

A Bronie who is a fucking queer. He likes dick in the ass and will take sloppy seconds from his father. He likes all the ponies. Pinky pie is the one that will get Austin the hardest. Then shell become creamy pie.

Austin Adkins Likes sucking magical dick.

by DeadCraft May 12, 2016

austin

A ban-happy administrator. Usually in a multiplayer game.

Hey, I got banned for parking on a foe. It's not against the rules, yet I still got banned. What an Austin!

by SA-MP player March 13, 2009

Austin, TX

aka, Austin, New Mexico. the rest of that hot hellhole of a state can fall into the gulf for all we care...but austin has some hot college bars.

"life is too short to live in texas. oh, you live in austin? that's cool, bro, cuz it ain't really texas."

by goga March 12, 2004

Austin, TX

a place in texas where illegal mexicans and redneck white people peacefully co-exist

i reckon i ought to go to that ther austin, texas wher them white peeple live with those me-hicans (mexicans)

by indyhooch March 2, 2004

Austin

A small town in the middle of Potter County, Pennsylvania. Where there is no stoplights and only 1 school grades preschool-12. Where there are more animals then people. Deer season is the most important holiday of the year. You know everyone in the whole town by name and who they are kin too. You have to travel over 100 miles to the nearest real grocery store or mall. It snows over 6 feet of snow every winter till mid March. Another definition for HELL.

Me- "Whats today?"
Friend- "DEER SEASON IN AUSTIN!"
Me- "Great..."

by macxox June 12, 2009

abstinence

1) A vow of no sex untill you are married. Usually only losers who beleive in god uphold this vow.

2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.

look at that babe, such a waste for her to beleive in abstinence

by Theribus September 29, 2005