Baby faced fuck head who keeps a dumbass pharaoh looking beard cause he thinks it makes him look older, but he has no idea how to style a beard right, so we end up with the pharaoh monstrosity he sports. A huge nerd, especially with Star Wars, and kind of an asshole. He’ll only talk to you when he wants to, otherwise he’ll ignore you. Extremely high sex drive and is hung af.
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Get the Alan mug.A very short and annoying girl, who is not afraid to express herself..in very weird ways. She is in love with Harry Potter and Ron Weasely. Craves attention, and cries a lot.
by Celina and Nyssa March 25, 2021
Get the Alaina mug.Alan's are absoloute twats. They dont take no for an awnser and are very clingy to people they are not in a relationship with. Alans tend to be weak and fainthearted. If an Alan punches you, he will end up crying. Also described as a melt or a wet wipe.
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Get the Alana mug.A weird kind of growth/wart thing on your hand (normally left...) which has an unknown cause. It's the kind of wart an "Alan" would have.
by MissPerfectDomGirl February 22, 2009
Get the Alan-wart mug.Alana is the type of person who might seem great but really isn’t. She will be your best friend and then break your heart. She will become friends with the mean girls in the school and then make fun of you. She will get you into something you love and then feel like you can’t love it anymore because she got you into it. But anyways this is my impression of Alana P. But this is not all Alana’s. Most Alana’s are sweet and nice. They will get you into something’s that you will love. You can tell them anything. Alana’s are really sweet. But overall Alana’s are really nice, except Alana P.
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