Hym "Yeah say that after. You're only doing it because you think you won't be affected by the consequences. I can guarantee your answer will change. And the parents you're speaking for aren't going to agree."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
Get the Aftermug. ;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!
;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!
by anonymous August 15, 2021
Get the ;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!mug. Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.
You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
Get the after-market itemsmug. (Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023
Get the fart after a tub fart?mug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When the bar/resturant closes and the staff stays for a round of drinks while doing clean up for the night.
by Trublonderocker October 28, 2021
Get the After Upsmug. The drunken stupor and erratic texting of a chappy(chaplain) after 5pm. Typically starts out by telling everyone to fuck off, followed by a racist rant. Ending in a bible quote and telling everyone he loves them and passing out with his pants around his ankles and his belt around his neck.
by Palm Beach dragon slayer January 15, 2025
Get the Chappy after darkmug.