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straight acting

1. Conventionally masculine. Describes a homosexual male whose behaviour resembles that of the traditional heterosexual or straight male stereotype. Often considered politically incorrect (or even homophobic) as a label, but can be used facetiously. May apply to gay males who exhibit conventional masculinity out of a genuine predisposition, as well as to those who affect it out of insecurity (sometimes to remain in the closet).
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)
1. "I've never considered myself downright flaming, but my straight acting boyfriend makes me look sooo faggy."
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"
straight acting by Marc January 27, 2004
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Jayden James (Pornographic Actress) 

Arguably one of the most beautiful porn stars in the industry, Jayden James is the full package. Brunette, thick but not fat by ANY means, nice, succulent breasts, and an immaculately crafted butt, there are literally NO flaws in her physical appearance. Jayden James gained popularity when she starred in an episode of MTV's "True Life: I'm addicted to porn", where she tried to find more respectable jobs. However, she later realized just what the fuck she was doing, and continued pursuing her career as an adult actress.
Jayden James (Pornographic Actress) is one of the hottest pornstars in the industry. Just look at one of her videos from xvideos or pornhub. Go on, I'll wait....... WHAT DID I TELL YOU? Is she not the most beautiful actress or what???
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Armchair Activist 

One who sits in their armchair or desk chair and blogs or posts Activists issues on facebook without ever really doing anything about said issues or exercising any form of activism as it would require that person to actually leave the armchair.
Jackie sure can talk up a big game on the issues, but she's not going to do anything about them -- she's an Armchair Activist.
Armchair Activist by eshook March 5, 2011

textually active

Engaging in any textual activity. The status of sending text messages on a semi-regular basis.
Doctor: 'Son, are you textually active?'
Teen: 'ya, but never with the same phone'
Doctor: 'what?'
Teen: 'I never text on the same phone, i like to feel different keyboards.'
Doctor: 'nice...'
Doctor: 'you have the H.I.V'
textually active by EaganMNz June 19, 2010

Action Bastard 

A fictional hero from the poorly drawn anime new to adultswim "shin chan". In the show, shin always watches action bastard on tv. Action bastard is always using his "bastardness" to save the day aginst vilans every week.
Wow, thanks action bastard! you really saved my ass back there.
Action Bastard by flclimax1 September 7, 2007

Internet Activist

Someone who hopelessly devotes all their time to improving major websites. Their normal lives will be uneventful, working 25 hours a week at a local pet shop. Do not be fooled. This person will typically love special interest forums and Wikipedia.
Person 1: Whats up with Bob? He's become such an internet activist lately.

Person 2: Yeah, I know. Yesterday he answered 208 questions on yahoo, then searched Wikipedia to see if anyone fucked with Obama's page.
Internet Activist by Gamblingman84 September 29, 2011

Actrites 

Acting right around others; Behaving good in public;Good Behavior;Having Manners;Preforming good deeds;Performance, Positive Actions;Conduct yourself right around in public
(*lil kids behaving bad) You kids better behave yourself, before i slap you upside your head with some actrite.

Boy didn't i tell you not to do that.....(SMACK!)don't make me lay sum moe actrites up on your dumbass.

(*opening the door for a lady)Hey thanks for opening the door for me,good to see someone with some actrites.
Actrites by Bee Ramanand March 5, 2008