cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.

Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!

by bitchuck September 20, 2024

Kiss On My List

My friends wonder why I call you all the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know I'm right, alright
I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice

When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see
Did the night just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing

I don't forget what I want, what I want
Regret what I've done, regret you, I couldn't go on

But if you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

I really miss you babe

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life

Kiss On My List

by Death Menace July 16, 2023

Glenn Bot List

The best bot list you can go on.

Hey have you heard of Glenn Bot List

by KieranTheFish March 8, 2020

Hate list

A list of names of people hated by an individual. It can be racially motivated or motivated by conflict. It links to bullying, extreme violence and gun crime. Comes from a Novel written by Jennifer Brown with the same name.

I wrote my hate list

by Reeces242 September 27, 2023

Shit list

A list of people you are going to take a shit on

Person A: Noooo please don’t shit on me

Person B: sorry I have to I put you on my shit list

by Fishtitties August 24, 2020

On the list

All of the people on the list have collectivized to lie. AOC was on the list. That is why she voted to keep sending weapons to Israel. Because being on the list is MORE IMPORTANT to her than the things she claims to care about publicly. Jillian Michaels was on the list. Do not let these people get your kids murdered over nothing. That has ALREADY HAPPENED TO SOME OF YOU.

Hym "AOC. On the list! Jillian Michaels? ON THE LIST! Ana Kasparian. On the list! Emma Vigeland! OOOOOOON THE LIST! They chose to play politics with you kids lives so they could do the plot of Get Out to me because keeping my as a gas station employee jeep me servile and to try to make a point about rape. I didn't rape anyone. Shut up about a rape I didn't commit. You don't have a say in what I think, say, or do. Charlie Kirk! On the list! All of these people knew who I was. They knew what was happening. They knew it would happen to other people. And I told them what was going to happen to YOUR KIDS. And they DID IT DELIBERATELY! TO ME! In the hopes that I would follow suite with the people to whom they AREN'T doing it and they could cover up their culpability. They are participating in a cover up to save their own careers. That's why Liam Payne jumped off a balcony. So AOC can take a 3 month vacation on the tax payer dime over the shutdown. So Emma and Jillian and Ana can continue to do their little podcasts and keep playing prettiest news girl. And there's more. FIND THE LIST. I have it by memory. I can give you a list of the people who are trying to cover this up."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2025

Bucket list

The funny/suspicious Indian guy had a few things on his bucket list-

1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).

Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.

Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021