chasing the cotton mouse

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.
"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."
by Tyler Dunkle November 07, 2015
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Mighty Mouse Syndrome

Someone who thinks they are like the cartoon character, Mighty Mouse..."here I am to save the day!" A coward who suddenly finds the 'courage' to tell everyone how he would have been the hero in a situation.
i.e. Mark Wahlberg claimed that he would've been able to single-handedly over-power the 9/11 terrorists and prevent a plane from crashing. Mark has 'Mighty Mouse Syndrome'.
by Lehitraot February 09, 2012
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modest mouse

A band that's a one-hit wonder. Their only good and only popular song was "Float On". How ironic that after releasing a song called "Float On", they subsequently proceeded to "Float Off" the public's eye.
Hey, whatever happened to that stupid-name band with that one catchy song ? Oh, you mean modest mouse ?
by TMRM November 11, 2005
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Mickey Mouse Stream

George: "hey guys!"
Karl, Dream, Sapnap: "hey!"
Quackity: "hey!"
......

Everyone: Mickey Mouse Stream
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mighty mouse

1. john kim

2. the most hideous, uncool monster on the face of this earth

3. cocky, self-absorbed individual who claims to be sexy but isn't

4. one who causes others to vomit with their uncoolness

5. one whose vocabulary consists of the words and phrases "OWNED!", "NARUTO ROCKS~ TEEHEE", "I LOVE BOYS", and "GO SUCK A BIG ONE"
mighty mouse < meanies

Did you see mighty mouse? He's going on with his nonsense again.
by Meanies August 29, 2004
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Mickey Mouse bullshit

A phrase used to describe anything irritating or meaningless, or just a stupid-ass comeback
Jim: Hey man, how's it going? I need you to raise and edit the financial budgets, get the wages going, and also our caffeine is out of stock, as well as monitoring the computers for possible transact-
Me: Yeah, whatever I ain't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit, I'm out fucker. *Grabs Harold and shoves him out of the window, falling out with him*

Timothy: Man, you're stupid for not knowing question 6.
Aanshi: Well you're a pile of Mickey Mouse bullshit.
by D-stroyer May 03, 2021
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Mickey Mouse problem

An example that illustrates a solution but is not actually accuate or proof of the theory.
"2 x 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 4, therefore multiplication is the same thing as addition."

Even though 2 x2 DOES equal 4, it is a solution that just happens to fit but is not proof that multiplication is the same thing as addition, since multiplying two values usually results in a figure much different than adding those two values (such as 2 x 20 = 40, but 2 + 20 = 22).

Usage: "No sorry, that doesn't prove anything. That's just a Mickey Mouse problem."
by Venus Libertina November 10, 2010
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