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"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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Junk Stuffers

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse
by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020
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junk in the trunk

by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024
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Junk Mail

a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole
The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".
by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011
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Billy Bob Junk

Someone who lives in a trailer and supports Donald Trump
Who's that Billy Bob Junk over there? Looks like he could use a pickup on his hygiene.
by EazyE$teezy September 14, 2020
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Digital Junk

Genitalia pictures on the internet or via text or other social media. Abbreviated: DJ
Send her your unrequested Digital Junk turns your social media into anti-social media.
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
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Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.
OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!
by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011
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