jerking the chain

Casually jerking off.

"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"

by Jsmacky August 8, 2017

Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 2, 2019

Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.

The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

Jerk It Up

Looking something up, with the intentions of jerking off to it

Tonight I think i'm going to jerk it up to some celeb nudes

by Mister. K January 30, 2016

face jerk

When you jerk off sitting on your girls face while concurrently looking in the mirror and grunting.

I told her not to make eye contact while I face jerked on her.

by Ol' Cotton Balls September 25, 2018

Neraka Jerk

Masturbate when adzan just started

Cum before it's over

*God judges Jimmy

God: nigga u goin to hell
Jimmy: but why God? I've always been a good person my entire life

God: u did neraka jerk once
Jimmy: lol worth it

by Adat Alil August 8, 2017