Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023

Squirreled up

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018

krish the squirrel

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.

You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares

by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018

krish the squirrel

A fast and annoyig squirrel that takes all the acorns from your tree

Man! I got a krish the squirrel stealing from my trees!

by BigBread4 August 1, 2018

Squirrel chimney

When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.

DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!

by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018

Angery Squirrel

The crazy friend that climbs up trees and throws pine cones at you from in the tree

The angery squirrel is angery

by Merissa Lingtoe May 21, 2018

Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022