Rob

A shredded human being, appears to be a very good looking person, known to have a massive cock known as a horse cock. Known to go after freshman

1- Have you seen those girls?
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense

by Richard37 January 30, 2017

Rob

A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.

It can also be a handicapped cockroach.

Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)

Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.

I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.

Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob

by Therealrob November 22, 2021

Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.

Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"

by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

stinky rob

When you run out of toothpaste so your homeboy shits on the brush

I gave John a stinky rob last night. His drunk ass couldn't tell the difference

by PoopFlipper July 9, 2023

Robbed

When a man named Robert sticks his thumb in the rectum of an unsuspecting victim, and leads his around like a puppet, while spitting tobacco juice on the back of his head. Usually done to establish dominance.

‘Help I’m getting Robbed!’

‘She no longer respected her husband after she saw him getting Robbed.’

by CreakingTom October 14, 2021

j-rob

to brutally sexually assault

Make sure you ask for consent, you don't want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

Rob Andrei

Rob Andrei is an ambivert who enjoys reading and is a geek. He is a compassionate person, yet there are moments when he goes too far. Rob may appear to have a cold demeanor at first, although he is a nice person. He is both witty and approachable.

Rob Andrei is a huge fan of Pop, K-Pop, and R&B music.

by chickrin June 8, 2021