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Ford Mustang

The police car the blow up Quebec Quebec and has manufacturing staffed by abusive genocidal predatory pedofiles who destroy the children's live of their customers
If I don't get a ford mustang because of gangland madd I'm shooting everyone on shift at ford, I've got 1,000,000 rounds and a m11a2
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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ben forde

He’s it very tall, has 4 friends, used sylvie to get friends and to not be a loner. Is found baking with chloe as he’s cool. He thinks he’s cool and is very rich, he goes snowboarding casually for a weekend. He sucks up to donya, charlotte and everyone else in that group as he needs friends.
by benforde February 25, 2019
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Ford Taurtoise

Da "slow 'n' steady" mid-size sedan dat saved da "fix or repair daily" member of "Da Big Three" from bankruptcy.
If da Ford Taurtoise and da Volkswagen Rabbit had a speed and/or endurance competition, I wonder who would win?
by QuacksO June 20, 2021
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Ford

"FOUND ON ROAD DEAD" and quits when the going gets tough.

Every Ford only works when the going is easy.
by Realtinman November 2, 2022
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Jade forde

Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.

A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
"Are you okay?"

"Fine"

"Okay then"

'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'

"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014
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Ford

What I've lost prior to government failure of forced abortion my family had over 150 Ford's before graduated licensing
Can Trudeau replace $8,400,0⁰⁰ and my Ford's
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.
"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."
by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024
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