block of cheese

a wad of cash

I sold my old rims for cash to some sucka and made mad bank. Yo, look at this block of cheese I got now.

by Poop Stain Barney December 2, 2010

home cheese

Home cheese is synonymous with homie, home boy, home skillet, home slice and the seldom referenced home piece. All of these expressions are terms of endearment--in an urban context--and are meant to demonstrate affection and either familiarity or at least a similarity of circumstances. Home cheese dates from at least the late 1980s' early hip hop scene. It, along with home skillet was usually said in a somewhat ironic manner, i.e. it was purposely absurd.

Yo, what up home cheese? What be the haps?

by Hoopermazing June 11, 2006

pot cheese

ricotta cheese, especially as referred to by Italians native of Newark, New Jersey

"Hey, Joey, can you pass me some more pot cheese for my macaroni?"

by Alanna MM May 26, 2008

cheese elves

The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.

Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.

by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021

Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Cheese Skin

When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.

Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.

My fingers stink from my cheese skin.

My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017