walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018

Fanny flu

When the discharge from her vag looks like boogers

"Mate, I was about to go down on this sweet ass but when she turned over she had some serious fanny flu"

by Qwenbee May 20, 2017

kun flu

An insult ig?
Someone called me a muslim kun flu :(

"FUCK YOU MUSLIM KUN FLU!"

by Stupidbiaaaatchhhhh November 19, 2023

clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida

John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”

Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”

by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009

flu

A fly that isnt flying or is dead.

Oh dude a fly just landed on me!

Nah bro that's a flu.

by the mustard bottle November 3, 2021

Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.

Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.

by Kabbo May 9, 2018