Orthopedic Shoes

A term for people who have unexciting personalities and clothes.

Hey Kelly, look at the orthopedic shoes over there!

I almost didn't see him because he was so boring!

by VictorGreene September 16, 2018

wang shoes

A condom.

Dude, I need a shoe for my wang before I can hit that.

by dinomite October 29, 2003

kyles shoes

A pair of girls shoes worn by a guy

They guy has "kyles shoes"

by Kyles shoes September 1, 2016

walmart shoes

A pair of cheap shoes bought from Walmart for around $10-$20. These shoes usually don't last too long and start to ware out.

Person 1: Hey Cody, check out my new shoes! Aren't they cool?
Person 2: Hah! Nice Walmart shoes, Trevor!

by xHusk July 14, 2016

Shoe-Shined

When she cleans your cock right up, making it look like spongebob’s squeaky clean boots.

She cleaned my cock right up, shoe-shined it.

by The cock cleaner March 25, 2020

Grandma Shoes

An Adjective for describing the highest form of bad assery.

"When I grow up i'm going to be Mexican, I'll get my first period that sh*t will be Grandma shoes."

by Dentalmirror September 1, 2012

Shoe Penis

Yes.

Do you like green eggs and ham?
Shoe Penis.

by EvilPeachofdoom(on aim)/Thekingofmean October 22, 2003