if you were born on this day you’re a fucking manipulative psychopath with mental illness who doesn’t even know it. go get some help because in general you’re an awesome person!! start to put yourself first, and not because of your god-complex. go see a therapist soon, please!
born on January 8: you know i hate you so much, you’re the worst person i’ve ever met but i do like you somehow
me: well
me: well
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Euphemistic term used by a criminal suspect to ask police for a maximum of only 8 years in prison in exchange for a full confession to the crime for which he or she is charged.
Detective: We know you killed that old woman -- your blood is all over her apartment and on the knife sticking out of her dead body!
Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.
Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.
Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.
Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.
Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.
Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.
by Dr. Dave September 8, 2004
