11

the amount of times you have to tell your friend to shut the fuck up before they listen

best friends shouldnt take 11 times to shut up

by anon.writer December 10, 2020

7-11

1. alternate term for opne 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Dude, that ho is open like 7-11.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

9/11

A tragic day in history where 19 terrorists in a cave, run by a bearded man in afghanistan managed to knock down three buildings with no flight experience or training. Some of the 19 highjackers are still alive, and the apparent big man behind this, was found in 2011 hiding in a compound in pakistan, killed and had his body dumped into the ocean, without it being recorded or him tried. The story behind this is just one of many coverups the government has done to fool the masses with their dark agenda.

9/11 was a sad day. All because of those middle eastern terrorists...

You mean local terrorism funded by government?

by Freedom4everyone July 6, 2017

July 11

the day louis tomlinson tweeted “Just wanted to let you know that Syco Music and I have agreed to part ways.”

july 11th will be recognized as “louis independence day”

july 11th is celebrated amongst louies as an international holiday since louis is finally going to be appreciated as he should be.

by lwt supremacy July 11, 2020

May 11

It’s rate my body shape day. On that day you can send a picture of your body (naked, in underwear or just wearing what you feel in PHAT) and ask for an honest assessment of how sexy you are.

- It’s May 11. Wanna rate my some nudes?
- Boner alert

by Garbaragerack May 10, 2021

November 11

Kill your shortest friend day

I will kill you because you are short and it is November 11

by Imrealone November 10, 2019

9/11

The one day you shouldn't choose to go flying.

"Hey, I am flying to LA tomorrow."

"Tomorrow? 9/11? Duuuuuddddeeee! You're gunna die."

by jeffgordonrules April 30, 2010