for a real one

James Charles uses this phrase a lot, I wish I knew what it means

I love that they ignore us for a real one... Rude

by I wish I was somebody September 05, 2018

the big one

The ultimate adventure, World War Two, 1939-1945. The summit of history.

my granpappy done killed 22 SS Officers and 72 screamin' Japanese in the big one, and now this generation tries to out-do him in quantities of gender!

by vegetavegeta333 July 09, 2024

'The big one'

Filling a balloon with semen and using it to bludgeon a family member or friend.

Mum, Harry is using 'the big one' on me!

by Nut in it November 22, 2021

Send one

Smoking a joint

Come on guys, let's go send one !

by Wickedness July 08, 2022

One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.

Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.

by NorthernPython January 16, 2017

One girlitus

When a person falls in love with a girl and thinks she is the only one for him/her.

"Wow, Robert has a horrible case of one girlitus! ""Yea, he needs to remember that girls aren't special but just warm wet holed to dump your sperm in"

by IHaveOneGirlitus April 24, 2018

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 04, 2018