Baby shower

When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes

I gave a whole town a baby shower

by LANDON IS DUMBB December 9, 2024

dino baby

A old ass person no longer relevant who is a dinosaur in terms of age and knows as much useful information as a new born baby.

Tom: *mentions some out dated crap no one uses any more like anything by the company IBM or Oracle*
IBM executive: We really need to fire Tom, he’s a Dino baby!

by GreenTrees69 February 14, 2022

Baby

Any person who has baby in there name can respectfully get fucked up:)

Person who has baby in their name: hey
Me: *kills*

by Easy caller July 21, 2021

Greasy trunk baby

The act of ejaculating in a kidnappers trunk.

My ex girlfriend Locked me in the trunk because I wouldn't get her pregnant. So I unloaded a fat "Greasy Trunk Baby" all over her stripper clothes so the tank would be empty next time she tried.

by MADAZZMATT October 29, 2019

Baby Yoda New

A period of extremely short duration.

A reference to being extremely new and cute like baby yoda

You are baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 11, 2020

Piss Baby

A person who is looking for a partner to be a mother in a romantic relationship. (Especially if they have a piss kink.)

"Bro, my ex is such a piss baby, he wanted me to clean up after him all the time and piss on him in bed."

by yoursisterslover January 14, 2023

The Baby Boinkers

The faggots who love fucking little boys. AKA NAMBLA.

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009