Butt wagoon

A ridiculous sized booty.

When the booty has a caravan of cheeks.

OMG shorty got a butt wagoon.
The women in these apartments have butt wagoons.

by Jessethatrackstar January 17, 2023

Wisconsin Butt Plug

When you eat too much cheese and get constipated

"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."

by MDooles11 January 19, 2023

Butt sex

What I did your mom last night

I butt sexed your mother

by IncepSean January 20, 2023

Lucas Butt Fart Bomb

this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom

bro my brother blew up the house last night after tacos! he really pulled a Lucas Butt Fart Bomb!

by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023

Girlfriend butt

When a woman’s butt is not too big nor not too small, something you can perfectly fit in your hand.

“She has the perfect girlfriend butt for my boyfriend dick”

by InquisitiveFish January 24, 2023

Butt Shower

A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)

Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.

by pokewaffles January 29, 2023

Bogus Butts

A bum ass nigga

Damn he a bogus Butts.

by 5frmda6 January 29, 2023