butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.

John picked up a hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.

by Likemadick July 7, 2023

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019

Butt Money

When you have so much money, it’s coming out of your butt. You spend butt money quick because, well, it came out of your butt so you want to get rid of it ASAP.

We’re taking a limo tonight because I have butt money.

by Mmmm Peanuts November 4, 2022

Butt talk

The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.

Dude! Last night I made Barbara's butt talk!

by TheMagicTy February 28, 2016

Butt

1: A squishy body part that people slap.

2: A mushy material that produces chocolate syrup

My butt is very squishy!

by xX420_BlAZe_iT_MLG_git_rektXx June 14, 2016

salman butt

nice fish eyes xx

salman butt has a massive cock

by Car handle November 22, 2021

nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023