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crime scene sex

When you have sex with a woman on her period and she bleeds all over the place making it look like a police crime scene.
Susy is on her period. That means we'll be having crime scene sex.
by Tito G. February 20, 2009
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Dirty dirty sex

The sex had or alluded to by Norm Macdonald in many of his comedic sketches.
"Look! That dirty dirty midget is having dirty dirty sex with that prostitute!"
by billbucketsworth July 23, 2012
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Cowboy Butt Sex

what happens when you go camping with

1 a homosexual
2 your friend
3 your father

4 GAY COWBOY DUH
they were having butt sex cowboy butt sex
by THNDRBIRD17 May 29, 2009
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virgin sex on the beach

1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"
by Raccha January 14, 2005
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Sex without the X

Dull, lifeless, boring, unexciting lovemaking, as in non X-rated sex. You know, like when you get married.
A day without sunshine is like sex without the X.
by PeeBee February 13, 2004
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The Jenga Sex Position

A sex position in which people stack on top of each other in alternating rows during an orgy, in a Jenga like fashion. The last person to pull out without falling over wins.
Last night, we tried The Jenga Sex Position. Mark barely beat Carlos.
by YesPapa47 April 10, 2021
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male sex slavery

the concept of the female CONTROLLING the male with their "cootchie" !!
once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!

it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !

the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some

kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)

of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been

manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"

it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!

the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
once, john could get past male sex slavery...response: megan must be GOOD !

male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !
by michael foolsley December 20, 2021
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