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Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.
Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
by Coral123 November 26, 2009
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One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.
2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025
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The one piece takeaway

It is what is
"You know jacob the hot choclate was the one piece takeaway
by Fastwo March 5, 2022
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no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down
Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
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Charis + one RUEL

RUEL are you mine is this a sign

There’s so many beautiful options down under

I’ve been searching for my wifey ridden 3
Agape forever lover

Pick me up at ace in a palace amg ride or die and after space jam let’s make another fast and furious

Fast as fuck boi

High roller free

Crew

Supreme dream team palace mind castle

Be mine tonight

Xoxo
Charis + one RUEL are the most talented mf in the universe they have the best friends ox
by Xapis August 23, 2022
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