off the goof

A term used when someone is so absolutely unfathomably our of their minds that off the good won’t cut it.

Gay nigga 1 “man I used to eat strawberries so fucking much that my shit was red”

Gay nigga 2 “DAMN this nigga off the goof, I just think your ass was broken or sum shit”

by Coonnigga123 October 8, 2020

buss off

you boutta leave

*person starts playing wACK music*
“we bOutta buss off”

by lyoshica October 9, 2020

measure off

2 teenage boys measuring there dicks off to se whose got the bigger dick

Oi me and James had a measure off last night and he has a small dick compared to me

by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020

Wax Off

Wack off, masturbate. Made famous by Mr. Miyagi in Karate Kid

Wax on, wax off

Bro hasn't gotten laid in months, he wax off a lot

by Bringthephunk October 15, 2020

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

snottin me off

means to ignore on purpose.

she was snottin me off when I was trying to talk to her.

by leelu January 7, 2013

Twackin off

The act of texting and masturbating to a person you have never met.

Was Te'o caught twackin off or what!!? Asked Marion.

I guess man, why don't you text him. Said Peyton.

by Jadedfan January 18, 2013