cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

by Joshoua October 17, 2006

Baby Cock Soft

When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.

1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.

damn that shits as soft as a Babies Cock! its like... Baby Cock Soft

by mrgarin September 7, 2010

infiltrating moose cock

Canadians who sexually arouse moose and suddenly get flip fucked

Mike McDonald was going to hockey practice when he got an infiltrating moose cock up the cornhole

by alex"rus" tsaur October 21, 2003

Crayola Cock-Pit

Is when 5 men, perferrably in their 40's, sit in a cave and after listening to David Koresh'es teaching on audio cassette tapes, dye there penises opposing colors for initiation into their bridge club.

Token Black Guy #1
"I think having a crayola cock-pit is the best thing John Cusack has done, with his actin career."

Token Black Guy #2
"For sheezee"

by RachelleF July 31, 2008

Jesus monster cock

Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock

M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?

C:*confused* Maybe

M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.

by Duck Butter McGee November 15, 2012

pet cock valve

The valve at the bottom of your car's radiator

"Open the pet cock valve to drain the coolant"

by odis85 October 9, 2006

Dual Cock Mastery

Dual Cock Mastery is defined as the completetion of mastering a certain sex technique known as 'Bento Style'.

Bento Style technique is where the male inserts his penis inside the female's vagina, but only in a certain legendary way

in order to allow the woman to have an orgasm as if 'Chuck Norris' was 'Fucking her hard,'*

*i.e. Penetrating so hard and fast, almost to the state of ripping pussy to shreds.

Johnathon was praised for successfully achieving Dual Cock Mastery.

David attempted Dual Cock Mastery on his girlfriend, but failed. This resulted in his cock ripped to shreds.

by vaginalspeedtester3 November 12, 2011