addy_lollz

addy is a tall rlly pretty person. she makes a rlly good friend and she’s extremely funny. maybe don’t ask for her op bc she’s kinda dumb😀. but she’s also rlly smart. ish

BROO I JUST BECAME FRIENDS WITH ADDY she’s so C O O L. but she made me fail on my history test. addy_lollz

by donkeydiners February 18, 2022

Average Lollander

Average Lollander is a 'meme' made by the micro celebrity called Seras. This meme is part of the reason the sentence my day be so fine, then boom, Seras was born. The meme incorporates a femboy version of jinx from league of legends, this comes from the fact that Lolland has Lol in it, aka league of legends. Over Jinx is the text "Average Loll lander" with bad grammar just to annoy you.

Lollander 1: what a great day today!
Lollander 2: Truly!
Seras: "Sends average Lollander image"
Lollander 1 & 2: SUKKEROE, KNUTHENBORG, JEG VE' IK' DE'

by LevB3 March 5, 2022

DOO LOLLY

150 year old female butt acts like dumbass teenage ditsy bobble headed blonde bitch even though they are 125 years past to old to pull it off not that they ever could have in the first place and so very obvious it's embarassing

That dumbass is such a doo lolly.....stupid bitch

by Know master March 17, 2022

Midwest Lollipop

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.

“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”

“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”

“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”

by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022

The Lollipop Man

The ruler of Orgiggalo island religous followers known as Oraladites founded by the Orladox Church and the opposing religion which doesn’t believe in the lollipop man known as the Kenyan Creators.

“I reside with the lollipop man”

by Vrn722 June 2, 2022

astronut lollipop

When you forcibly jam one testicle in your partners ass while thrusting in her space

Borty entered her assmosphere with his astronut lollipop during blast off!

by AzRev July 28, 2022

Astronut lollipop

The astronut lollipop is When you are blasting doggy style and a space rock gets lodged in the backdoor with suction!

I hit it so hard I ended up with an astronut lollipop for my girl to suck on.

by AzRev August 3, 2022