b-list sex

To masturbate often out of frustration. A sex act know as self-abuse at one time mostly its just an impulse act when partner sex is unavailable.

when i found out Jake was working the graveyard shift i just scaled down to b-list sex. got off and took a shower..dang i dislike being b-listed again..

by DaynaS February 28, 2008

Celebrity sex club

A sex club that a celebrity starts so they can have a handy supply of people to have sex with. There are either solo celebrity sex clubs with only the one celberity or with any number of celebrities in it.

Can you get me in britney spears celebrity sex club?

by The Fury 13 November 5, 2010

Second-Hand Sex

When you have had so much exposure to another persons sex life/sexual activities, that you know things about them and/or their partner(s) that only someone who has had sex with that individual or their partner(s) should know.

"heard you had second-hand sex with your roomates girlfriend"
"yeah man, bunk beds suck."

by jobrivans October 9, 2007

Cyber Breast-Sex

n. The act of employing a computer in the practice of ejaculating upon a female's chest after repeatedly trusting one's penis between two boobies. How exactly this works is unclear.

Sarah encouraged Jason to cyber breast-sex his girlfriend.

by Half the Building? July 27, 2006

crime scene sex

When you have sex with a woman on her period and she bleeds all over the place making it look like a police crime scene.

Susy is on her period. That means we'll be having crime scene sex.

by Tito G. February 20, 2009

Dirty dirty sex

The sex had or alluded to by Norm Macdonald in many of his comedic sketches.

"Look! That dirty dirty midget is having dirty dirty sex with that prostitute!"

by billbucketsworth July 23, 2012

Cowboy Butt Sex

what happens when you go camping with

1 a homosexual
2 your friend
3 your father

4 GAY COWBOY DUH

they were having butt sex cowboy butt sex

by THNDRBIRD17 May 29, 2009