cock-vagina-mixing

putting a cock into a vagina

Jose- These days there are so many assholes who turn anything I say into something gay that I am going to say cock-vagina-mixing so nobody can call me a fag

Tony- Dude you are such a faggot

Which one are you? The vagina.

by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010

Kamikazi cock Nazi

A word grouping most comonly used for the biggest queer guy at the party. A person who is so ready to go down on dicks that he would even risk his life.

Guy 1: "Dude, look at the fag in the corner talking to Stephanie."
Guy 2: "That fag with the lip piercing?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, he's a total kamikazi cock nazi!"

by T Boogie 2806 July 7, 2010

Tesla Cock Prod

Nikola Tesla was an inventor and a electrical engineer whose theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current electric power (AC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a "Tesla Cock Prod ". She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Edison Reamer.

by ChuckGoldmember October 31, 2008

cock to twat ratio

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)

This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.

by _K_Y March 11, 2011

cock-a-too-poo

Eighties new romantic 'kitchen' group featuring Derek Blunden as the main talent orifice. Hits include 'Too Shammy for Mammy'(a tribute to Al Jolson)and 'Use the Love Thermometer'.

Woooooooooo-aaaah, its Cock-a-Too-Poo!

by ManMachine January 24, 2005

cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

by Joshoua October 17, 2006

Baby Cock Soft

When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.

1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.

damn that shits as soft as a Babies Cock! its like... Baby Cock Soft

by mrgarin September 7, 2010