Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 05, 2022
An Ivy butt is by far the best butt ever, no doubt about that. It is thick, soft, and everyone wishes they had it in multiple ways. It is rare that someone has an Ivy butt without being named Ivy. If a girl is named Ivy she definitely has an Ivy butt.
If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏
If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏
Guy1: dude do you see that girls but!?
Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!
Guy1: should I go talk to her?
Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.
Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!
Guy1: should I go talk to her?
Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.
by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020
An Ivy Butt is the best butt, no doubt about that. It’s thick, soft, and everyone either dreams they had it or wishes they had someone with an Ivy butt. It is rare if a girl not named Ivy has one. If you know a girl named Ivy then she definitely has an Ivy butt, she is what it was named after. So just know if you have an Ivy, your very lucky!😏
Guy 1: hey dude do you see that girls butt over there.
Guy 2: yessss that is known as an Ivy butt!
Guy 1:oh hells yes! Should I go talk to her?
Guy 2: naw there’s her boyfriend now he’s probably an Ethan.
Guy 2: yessss that is known as an Ivy butt!
Guy 1:oh hells yes! Should I go talk to her?
Guy 2: naw there’s her boyfriend now he’s probably an Ethan.
by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020
‘national send your homeboy a butt pic’ just as it sounds doesn’t matter if your a guy or a girl do it
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