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polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?
by Sparky870 October 15, 2020
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one googolth

1/10¹⁰⁰, in numerals. The probability for the hundreds of prophecies recorded in the Old Testament of the Bible about the Messiah, Savior, or “Chosen One” to be fulfilled.
With an infinitesimal chance of one googolth that Jesus, the Son of God, would come down from heaven to earth to save mankind from eternal death is nothing short of a miracle.
by Numerati December 20, 2024
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One Direction

A band that was formed on July 23rd 2010 on the X-Factor. They actually competed against another girl group band and lost, but people all over the world decided that wasn’t going to be the last of one direction and it wasn’t long before they were the most popular boyband in the world. They went on hiatus in 2015 and said it was only going to be for 18 months. But it’s been 5 years. They all insist they’ll get back together one day and directioners keep one direction alive. 5 years later and directioners are still everywhere.
by alien girl November 12, 2020
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one-womanizer

A man who constantly pursues a flirts with one (and only one) woman. Like a monogamous Don Juan.
Did you see that guy staring at his wife and ignoring the cheerleaders? What a one-womanizer!
by Rewsky September 22, 2016
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When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.
Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"
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