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what a Jack!

A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.
Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".
by Jacks fill October 9, 2016
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Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese
"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."
by Balls Hurricane Fapsy June 12, 2016
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Not as nice as jack

This is usually used as a term that limits as someone's niceness that is used to show the limit of how nice someone can be. It says that there is always as nice as jack
Tim: I'm such a nice guy
Gregory: not as nice as jack
by The OG of the OG September 2, 2016
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Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.
"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."
by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018
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Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!
OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!
by A matchmaker September 18, 2017
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Le Zjacále (the jackal)

When you act like the girl has someone over her shoulder. Do it really convincingly like "Oh my god who IS that??"
Then when she looks over her shoulder to look.... THAT'S when you slip the roofie in her drink.
Woman after she's been Zjacáled- "It was so romantic! I just fell in love with him. He pretended like there was someone over my shoulder BEFORE he slipped me the roofie... He was so smooth. It wasn't like that gross*cough cough wink wink* kind of roofieing. You know, when you see him put the roofie in your drink, but you drink it anyway? No it was so smooth, totally gave me plausible deniability, deactivated my slut defense 100%. And then... It was the best sex I don't remember but then saw video of on porn hub"

Le Zjacále (the jackal)
by Nova .... Scotia! October 12, 2017
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Mac n' Jack

A Mac n' Jack is when you revive a hand job while eating a bowl of mac and cheese.
"Yeah Cindy gave me a Mac n' Jack while watched interstellar last night."
by NormanFives December 10, 2017
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