I dropped my burrito

Busting your ass so hard that a shoe comes off, usually in front of everyone.

A: So I'm walking out of Freebird's talking on my phone when I dropped my burrito in front of God and everyone.

B: Holy shit, are you alright?

A: I think I twisted my ankle or someshit.

by Philanthropist January 11, 2008

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i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!

I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!

One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008

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i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is

an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021

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like i said

when mrs criasa say some he usally say u know like i said and again

u knwo like i sadi alright

by meh November 5, 2004

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what is this i don't even

When a typical internet loser that knows nothing outside of dated internet memes doesn't understand what you're talking about, this is what they tell you.

What is this I don't even = This isn't one of the six memes I know, so it confuses and/or threatens me

by Downvoting Victim June 10, 2019

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