Definitions by Philanthropist

wtph 

Phonetic variation of wtf. Useful in more polite circles, or perhaps just for variation.

A: Dog, your fucking mom just texted me.
B: wtph?
A: She wants to hook up.

wtph by Philanthropist January 11, 2008

I dropped my burrito

Busting your ass so hard that a shoe comes off, usually in front of everyone.

A: So I'm walking out of Freebird's talking on my phone when I dropped my burrito in front of God and everyone.

B: Holy shit, are you alright?

A: I think I twisted my ankle or someshit.

I dropped my burrito by Philanthropist January 11, 2008