one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.

Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok

by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019

One Way Elevator

Euphemism for arsehole or anus

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful

by Ooshmate January 19, 2022

Chucking One

Chucking one has many concepts but it reflects a mood or an action.

Chucking a fat mood
Chucking one in third gear
Na I'm chucking one
You fancy chucking one

by beczyadunkno April 20, 2018

The one piece takeaway

It is what is

"You know jacob the hot choclate was the one piece takeaway

by Fastwo March 5, 2022

no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down

Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

The one

The person who you know.
The person that you fall in love with.
Who you are the whole-hearted to.
The funny one.
The smart one.
The one that could always cheer you up.

Friend 1: *stares into the distance*

Friend 2: Man, she's the one.
Friend 3: Lay off boy! She's MINE.

by VictorIsAwesome January 11, 2019

The act of yanking ones chain

To "pull someone's leg" or pull a joke over on someones

I really just yanked Ellie barkleys chain!

That is the act of yanking ones chain

by Jmoneyjmoneyjmoney February 14, 2024