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Baby

A baby is a small being in process of growth
Since the baby is not fully conscious yet, it can not remember anything throughout half it's childhood
A baby can also react at random times, leaving it crying
A baby is also an annoying piece of shit that you want to throw out a window whenever you hear it cry
"I'm pregnant with my first baby."
"Your baby is ugly."
"Fat bitch baby."
by Kyothejasperlover July 7, 2021
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Baby back bitch

Guy 1: Ayo that's the baby back bitch
Guy 2: He fucks carrots?!?
Guy 1: yeah man, it's wild, just wish my name was baby carrots
by SlySnakeSYM July 9, 2021
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Sexy baby

I already told you I'm such a sexy baby aren't I right? Well at least I think so, I don't give a fuck if you don't care cause I do and that's all that matters.
I'M SUCH A SEXY BABY!!!!!!
by KassWritesDefinitions July 9, 2021
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Baby Woman

A little girl represented, considered and/or treated how one might otherwise have only treated a full grown woman.
At the child beauty pageant, she saw another magnificent baby woman.
by ApricotFields July 12, 2021
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Jam Baby

A Jam Baby is the aborted or miscarried foetus of an infant.
Tulisa said Sarah's had a jam baby.
by Doctor ReZ September 21, 2012
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baby pandaphiliac

noun.

(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).

(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.

(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.
by madking_the_artist November 28, 2012
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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
by karma k December 20, 2012
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