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Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
by Chris Memes January 15, 2009
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One bean banjo

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.
by Old_Salty June 6, 2021
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One Direction

One direction the boyband who promised to come back after a short hiatus break and people are still waiting 5 years later. But Zayn, Louis, Niall, Liam and Harry are doing a pretty good job with their personal careers.
Do you love One Direction?
Yes they taught me what a really good and deserved break is.
by @unfuckwitableZj on twitter :) February 6, 2021
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The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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cold one

by GoldenGraveDigger32_YT June 29, 2017
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While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023
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