Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
by TheUrbanGodfather June 04, 2018
by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 09, 2023
A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
a situation or situations where things happen that are out of your control, these can vary from unfortunate to unreasonable but nevertheless are out of your control.
“Did you hear what happened the other day with little Jack and that kid in town? Apparently the kid was saying something about his bird.”
“I heard something got said but you never know do you? One of them isn’t it lad, let them get on with it.”
“I heard something got said but you never know do you? One of them isn’t it lad, let them get on with it.”
by Jam ed March 03, 2023
by GodKek June 13, 2017
by GoldenGraveDigger32_YT June 29, 2017