douche*baggery

(N.) 1. To preform qualities of the douchebag relation. Dumb, stupid, ignorant behavior.

LeQueefah Shauntae says..."No, her di*ent! That bama just tp*ed my ride, fool. Ain't that some douche*baggery, whitey?"

Hansel Ughurene replies, "Das uber gay!"

by Lisa and Sam May 1, 2006

J BAGEL'D

Beyond ruined on a message board

supremepizza wrote:
I'm a good looking guy who can talk to girls when I'm in my element

mcneezy wrote:
I nailed her, basically...

Sean_Bateman wrote:
tEB lewks da best in,,,,,Ernge and white

supremepizza wrote:
J BAGEL'D

by _it aint e_z March 1, 2009

sag bags

A term used to describe the sagging of breasts when not wearing a bra to help keep them in place.

Jack: Hey John, why did that lady judt go running back into her house?

John: Probably because she had to go put a bra on so she could hide her sag bags.

by a bored dude August 10, 2009

coffee bagger

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Commonly associated with male moon-bat types.

Coffee bagger Seth could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee, and Seth got burnt!

by towhee February 28, 2010

Strawberry bagel

When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.

Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!

by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010

bagtag

A slapping of the nutsack.

I'd like to bagtag Leonardo De caprio, cause he's an assmonger.

by Classik March 20, 2003

bagnall

the surname of a man showerd in beautiful women for all eternity.
also a turm for the new cassanova

that pete bagnall! fuck he is lucky!
look at that pimp over there! he's a real bagnall!

by Pete Bagnall January 2, 2008