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doodle dog

doodle dogging is the process of "finishing" in her mouth and doing it while shes on her period and her blood turning a different color.
guy: you wanna have sex with me?
girl: idk man im on my period
guy: cmon it will be fun
girl: ok..
guy: ok im gonna doodle dog you
girl: moans
guy: you blood is turning orange
by doodle dog November 8, 2022
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Desert dog

She said she was shy. Then went after my junk like a desert dog
by Thor 9/11 June 18, 2016
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fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024
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Mixing Dog Breeds

The Cause of culture and races fusing or merging together, to make the common words "diversity " or "multicultarism".
Also mean't by the far too extreme, nice governments like for example: " Sweden is safe place for refugees taking shelter, high tolerance and progressive thinking between its people, safe space for all communitys, culture and gender marxism, high bomb count (16) per month, high rape count, first-failing femenist government in control, violent protest's, and immigrant attacks.

By other places around the world, Germany , having 15.7 million migratory people, Muslim origin were more likely to commit acts of violence than other young Germans., fake Germans allowed to be labeled as one of Germany, low enforcements,citys torn by riots by activists, immagrants speaking little german and little contact with its culture. Other parts in Europe and in the world like the U.S, might evolve to this state that is leaving over concentrated blueberry jam and mixing it with peanut butter , sounds de-licous, but can cause consequence to the original 1 flavor taste.

causing blend and mixing and losing cherished culture of the original pure breed, we refrain to use a word that describes the cause of mixing culture and making mutts , we are surely to use, "Mixing Dog Breeds".....
Mark: Hey Lewis, haven't you heard on the news that Swedish police are offering "don't touch me" anti-sexual assault wristbands to women, sounds retarded, right?

Lewis: Yes it does, but really, its the Swedish governments fault for making the decision of deciding to be Mixing Dog Breeds, and letting the black and shekel doggo breeds make offspring with a balls succing vallhund, rather than the balls succing vallhund's preferred mate, the meatball eating "gay Jewish Klansmen" vallhund, which has a higher rate of being a trans (or) genderfluid breed that can die of microwesternic bacteria that can kill it in a matter of seconds and can devore its prolapsed colon in 0.0001 shit-seconds.

Mark: Wow, although I think Trump is an asshole, I wouldn't let a femenist run for President and assasinate the whole cabinet, staff and advisors, or its armed forces with high T testosterone snorting lesbi short hared red bloody faggots who are most likely to fail the test for just being simply, some normal bitches , damn!

Lewis: Most likely, Trump wouldn't mix chihuahua's with Golden Retrievers , with a speckle of black dawg genes, because he likes pure breeds 'alright.

Mark: Sexual assault wristbands, new Nazi shit...

Lewis: *Takes out endangered BB gun breed and shoots Mark*

Mark: *Lays in Aladin carpet*
by SvenskTerrorizer500 March 22, 2018
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Dare for the dog

An alternative name for life giving sustenance, especially for unruly bushmen and animals.
Person 1: God I'm thirsty!

Person 2: let's get a Dare for the dog!
by RD_ May 20, 2022
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Rapid Dog

A dog or anything really that needs to be put down. Now.
Bro 1: Dude, your mom's facebook is a like a rapid dog.

Bro 2: What?

Bro 1: Yeah, it needs to be put down like ASAP
by Iluvartichokes May 14, 2011
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Dog Ass

When your leading the team on call of duty and your team is some DOG ASS
Holly shit I have 20 kills and my teammates don’t have any, they are Dog Ass
by Neeyuck July 16, 2021
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