Neon White and Goodnight

When your about to go to bed but decide to masturbate first!

Getting off Facebook, Neon White and Goodnight

by 14DHoff November 30, 2011

white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...

Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.

by pentozali October 26, 2011

White out

The astion of putting cocain down your urethra and mastibating onto someones face.

I gave a white out to my girlfriend yesterday.

by Stephen12332132423523 October 27, 2011

Doing The Whites

When a man or woman performes a blowjob on top of the washing machine. The vibration makes the blowjob feel a lot better.

Honey, Why aren't we Doing The Whites. If we do, afterwards we can have intercourse and if your lucky, i might give you an Al Borland's Hammer.

by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011

White

A way of describing some a person thats extremly annoying, attempting to be trendy, and if female is 65% plastic thats on tiktok. Usually American.

Girl: "Slayyy girl, just got dem nails done and made some JAPANESE SUSHI! OMG sideeye!!!"

Guy 1: Jesus fucking christ.
Guy 2: White type of shit.

by Vulturic October 10, 2023

if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.

"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.

by hermione p October 12, 2023

White Asian

A white asian is a person of Asian descent but has the qualities of a stereotypical white person, usually just not meeting the Asian stereotype an example would be that they aren’t intelligent or parties often.

Person 1: Yo did you see Abby’s grade, she totally failed I thought like Asian’s were hella smart or something?
Person 2: Nah she’s a white asian.

by GoldenKetchup0 October 13, 2023