Dog Pancake

A pancake that turns out undesirably for human consumption (burned, undercooked, etc.) and is therefore fed to the dog.

A: Damn, I kind of burned this one

B: That’s okay, it can be a dog pancake

by RudytheSailor February 5, 2018

dogging it

skipping school

guys my mum caught me dogging it am fucked

by WhoreNo.1xoxoxo April 23, 2019

Skurn Dog

Someone who is a scammer, pathological liar, and a thief

Don’t be a Skurn dog! Give me back my stuff.

Brandon is such a Skurn dog!! I would stay away from him

by Anne Nomous October 20, 2023

Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!

by DerykS. July 24, 2022

Dog water

Short for "Hot dog water" A term most commonly used by inbred fortnite children that unironically think that they are going to be professional at a video game despite being absolute shit at it.

Bro - you are litterly dog water

by KanineH2O March 4, 2021

Dog

People train dogs, cats train people.

Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.

Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.

Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Dog Water

when your friend is complete ass at something

Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*

by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021