Rope dick

A legendary mythical dick that is 10+ ft in length. Good for modeling sine waves by undulating up and down to adjust amplitude and frequency. Also, a fashionable scarf in a pinch. It’s prehensile nature allows the owner to use it for various task.

Repunzel, repunzel, let down your rope dick.

by OGMudbone969 January 28, 2018

Shrimp dick

Slang used to refer to our "president" donald trump.

"Hey did you hear what shrimp dick did this time!"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Dick Holder

A man of very douche-esque nature. This man will never leave you alone. Everyone you hang out with loves him, but he's only himself around you. He's very aware that he is a total asshole, but is intensely aroused by anger.

J.D. - Have you met Tylor?
Kyle - yes i've met him. He plays soccer. He's a real Dick Holder.

by Johnny Wanna Bone November 15, 2011

demolition dick

A demolition dick is a male gential that destroys things.

Man1:did you see that he totally popped her cherry.
man2:yeah,Ted sure has a demolition dick
Man1:Word

by liambitchtits March 16, 2005

dick arm

an artificial penis that is a replacement if for some reason your penis is severed.

"Hey you wanna see what i can do with my dick arm!"

by krookedcrow September 6, 2008

phantom dick

A terrifying movie that I would not recommend to under 18s

Girl: are you sure that we should be making out in this abandoned house?
Guy: Yea it's fine.

*door busts open*

Guy and Girl: Argh!!! The phantom dick

by SmallBus May 3, 2019

dick-anus

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!

Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005