canadian cock slap

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and cock slap a girl so it sticks to her cheek.

Did you hear Dan banged Madison in the Denny's bathroom and have her the ol Canadian cock slap?

by Jrocknowwhatimsayn August 17, 2016

Cock-a-doodle-doo

When you grab your cock (penis) with your hand and slap someone in the face.

My girlfriend gave me lip so I gave her a cock-a-doodle-doo.

by Pete Edge February 16, 2020

meatus monster cock

A star that has a massive penis

Star: “Are you ready for my meatus monster cock”

by vrmxlice June 11, 2020

African Horse Cock

A gigantic cock weighing over 22 pounds

wow that man has an African Horse Cock

by yeeterthefeeter October 13, 2020

captain cock punch

a eightys superhero trying to make his comeback

mark; OMG i just love captain cock punch!

by ickyonions March 7, 2012

Cock Blocking Stamp

When a female puts hickies over your neck as a mark of territory preventing other females from talking to you.

"yo my gurl put the cock blocking stamp all over my neck. every gurl i tried to holla at, they rejected me!"

by Freezy of FreezyENT January 15, 2012

Typical Cock Knob

Used to describe a person who is worse than both a "Cock" and a "Knob". Someone who more like the offspring of a cock and a knob, if it were possible for one to mate with the other.

Person A: Man, that dude just told my supervisor it was me who broke the TV, he knows I'll lose my job over it.

Person B: What a typical cock knob.

by BH7 February 22, 2011