one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021

One Man Squid Game

Wink WInk

My mom caught me doing the ONE MAN SQUID GAME

by Among US FANBOY November 3, 2022

a new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

One-Pager

When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.

Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

timez-one

When two distant objects perpendicularly come together to join up and flow parallel with each other for a while. Can be referred to as twin flames. Not meant to travel at the same time but get interconnected for reasons unknown. All things will be revealed in the end. Mental clarity.

Woah, did you see those two trains, I thought they were going to collide but instead they timez-oned together and chugged on the same track!

by Melarchie June 23, 2023